Dear Ashley Hebert,
Considering we don't know each other
Now I bore witness to how well you handled The Roast, so I'm gonna have to ask you to man up here and take this for what it is...
I would first like to touch on your
I mean, have you even looked at what is surrounding you on these dates?
...who I actually think might also be...
...this guy... (in the biggest hoax pulled on the American public since The Parent Trap)
And there are others
And then to send West home?!?!?! He was so
Furthermore, we need to reevaluate
- Your voice. Perhaps, instead,
shut the fuck uptry listening.
understandableraging insecurities and constant need for reassurance. Why not try jumping off a cliffaffirmations and confidence?
pathetic and nauseating obsessiontrouble getting over the dickiest dick that ever dickedBentley. Might I suggest, dignity?
- Your plethora of half shirts. Just because you have a nice stomach, does not mean you are required to
trounce around like a 2-bit 80's crack whoreshow it.
In conclusion, I really do hope that this letter can help inspire you to